For years, Bob Ross was embraced and loved by the world at large. His television series was possibly
one of the most important staples of PBS programming throughout the 1980s and early 90s. He was really really really cool.

However!

Some people, in their capricious egocentric drivenedness have (re?-)christened themselves after the late Mr. Ross in an unabashed attempt
to skyrocket to his levels of stardom.

What the hell??

Oh yes, Neo-Rossies, Oh yes; homage you may say. Simple allusion you may say. But ne'er shall I be hoodwinked by your likes, false Bob Rosses! Ne'er!

I shall take you down! Thank you, Google Image Search; where you were once used to aid this confusion, you shall now be used to thwart the evils that plague us!

1.)

Oh, yes sir, you flaunt those dancing hands. Let them scuffle about just like that. You'll need their mad skills for your PAINT FORGERIES.

YOU, SIR, ARE NOT MY BOB ROSS!

2.)

Ahaha! Dainty swirly hair, eh? Shirt made of carpet swatches? You fool no one.

YOU, SIR, ARE NOT MY BOB ROSS!

3.)


Take your coronet and get back to tennis, Bobby!

YOU, SIR, ARE NOT MY BOB ROSS!

4.)

Andy Richter? Aged and time-travelled from an alternate future, no doubt; one where after a brief Reno stint involving Garnier hair products and seeded grapes, your career took a sharp dive into the drecks of society. You found solace in seeking other peoples' identities, and if it wasn't for that jacket from Princeton, you'd never have gotten the chance to lead the life you really wanted: That of Bob Ross. Oh why, Andy; Fox cans good shows, but...

YOU HAVE LET US DOWN, TALENTED ANDY!

5.)

Haha, you have to run!

YOU, SIR, ARE NOT MY BOB ROSS!

6.)

Man, like...if you knew what was in this picture before I cropped it. Wow.

EW, BOB ROSS! EW!

7.)

How can people even confuse you for Bob Ross?

YOU ARE A LADY!

8.)

Bet that was a happy little fish before you PULLED IT FROM THE TOP OF THAT TREE!

YOU, SIR, ARE NOT MY BOB ROSS!

Oh, and there will be more.

*i am in no way affiliated with Bob Ross Inc., and subsidiary or whathaveyou that's like...like that. These people are affilated with them, mainly because they are them, and as such, people tend to be affiliated with things when they in fact are those things they are affiliated with. These people, these people i have listed here (and those to come, unless you really start to hate me or something [please don't]) are really cool people. I am sorry i haven't asked your permission to use your photos here. If you have a problem in any way, my contact information is below; I will see what I can do. Bob Ross was really cool. Be cool like Bob Ross! Thank you.