1AHSCRP Pt. 3: For Your Consideration
Cool partially corroborable facts:
1. Quincy Jones wanted Bad to be a joint Michael Jackson/Prince project. Prince declined, citing the 4-6th forbidden laws of thermodynamics he had privately discovered in his hobbyist pursuit of natural philosophies.
2. John Hodgeman and Adam Savage both are registered members of Metafilter.
3. If you think of the vending machine as a sort of Automat's automat in a sort of not-food-but-soap-and-spinning-water automat, it will be just as justifiable a quarter eater as a pinball machine. Or a Galaga/Ms. Pac Man machine. Or God forbid, a skeeball alley.
4. Cheese is really sort of like mold or something.
5. Hair is really sort of like hooves or something.
6. Jello is really sort of like hooves or something.
7. Dad says, "Marshmallows aren't the worst for you. I mean, it's just sugar and air and gelatin. It has protein."
8. Before toothpaste, people used to brush their teeth with baking soda.
9. Before baking soda, people used to brush their teeth with well-oiled leather straps.
10. Before listerine, and especially in the west african colonies, English people used to mouthwash with a solution of acetone and diamond dust. This spurred the diamond trade. The term "blood diamonds" once described the refuse.
11. Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" is quite the cheery tune regardless the season.
12. I got a music MySpace.
13. Michael Caine * (Yahtzee + Boris Yeltsin)^x, where x is the name of a well-groomed toy dog through which a husky fifty-two year old divorced woman vicariously lives = "Yeltzie!"
1. Quincy Jones wanted Bad to be a joint Michael Jackson/Prince project. Prince declined, citing the 4-6th forbidden laws of thermodynamics he had privately discovered in his hobbyist pursuit of natural philosophies.
2. John Hodgeman and Adam Savage both are registered members of Metafilter.
3. If you think of the vending machine as a sort of Automat's automat in a sort of not-food-but-soap-and-spinning-water automat, it will be just as justifiable a quarter eater as a pinball machine. Or a Galaga/Ms. Pac Man machine. Or God forbid, a skeeball alley.
4. Cheese is really sort of like mold or something.
5. Hair is really sort of like hooves or something.
6. Jello is really sort of like hooves or something.
7. Dad says, "Marshmallows aren't the worst for you. I mean, it's just sugar and air and gelatin. It has protein."
8. Before toothpaste, people used to brush their teeth with baking soda.
9. Before baking soda, people used to brush their teeth with well-oiled leather straps.
10. Before listerine, and especially in the west african colonies, English people used to mouthwash with a solution of acetone and diamond dust. This spurred the diamond trade. The term "blood diamonds" once described the refuse.
11. Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" is quite the cheery tune regardless the season.
12. I got a music MySpace.
13. Michael Caine * (Yahtzee + Boris Yeltsin)^x, where x is the name of a well-groomed toy dog through which a husky fifty-two year old divorced woman vicariously lives = "Yeltzie!"
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